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Who's behind this machine?

I have been making things for as long as I can remember: music, photographs, films, and a great many websites. What you are looking at is the complete public register of those ideas.

The itch

Underneath the changing media there has always been one constant: an itch to find solutions to problems. Any problems. A business leaking money in a place nobody thought to look. A field so complex I have to study it for three months before I can even ask the right questions: that is not a barrier, that is the appeal. Or just an ordinary annoyance on an ordinary Tuesday. The scale changes; the itch doesn't.

Full honesty: none of this survives contact with the physical world. Hand me something to build or assemble and I will read the manual twice and still end up holding a spare screw. Inventing objects is not my country. But services, systems, interfaces (things made of ideas and screens): I grew up inside those. Imagining them is the closest thing I know to play.

One idea, a hundred ways

For years I thought this backlog was eclectic: cheese hardware, security drones, dating apps, doomsday clocks. Then, deep into building this catalogue, a pattern became impossible to unsee. Almost everything here is a form of guardianship: protecting people from scams, from noise, from danger; reuniting people who don't know they are neighbors, twins, kin; keeping alive the things that deserve to stay alive.

"I don't really have a hundred ideas. I have one idea, declined a hundred ways: take care of what matters, and find the people who matter to you."

Why give it all away

Not all of them are good. Some are certainly bad, and they are published anyway, because I am not the one who decides which spark catches. If a single page here lights a flash in a single reader (a build, a pivot, a better version of the thing I imagined), then the mission is accomplished, and every hour spent on this machine will have been worth it.

Everything is published under CC BY 4.0: take an idea, build it, no permission needed. A link back is appreciated, never required.

You're here now

So: make yourself at home. Read whatever you like, in whatever order; nothing here is homework. The inbox is genuinely open: if an idea sparks something and you would rather talk it through, write. And play with the machine. I spent an unreasonable amount of time on it, and it rewards the curious.

Which brings us to the other window on this desk. The most curious and stubborn among you will find things on this site that appear on no menu. The machine keeps a log.

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LP/98 UNDOCUMENTED DEVICE REGISTRY
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The manufacturer declares 20 undocumented devices on this system. No manual exists. No hints are given. This log is written by your own machine, stays on your own machine, and lights up as it encounters each device.

  1. POST486.ROMnot detected
  2. WHISPER.CMDnot detected
  3. WELCOME.EXEnot detected
  4. FINDFAST.EXEnot detected
  5. NODISK-A.ERRnot detected
  6. UUDDLRLR.BAnot detected
  7. 3FINGERS.EXEnot detected
  8. FORMATC.ERRnot detected
  9. IDLEHAND.SCRnot detected
  10. 10MINES0.LOGnot detected
  11. SUNKEN10.BINnot detected
  12. NOTTEAL.CPLnot detected
  13. PREVIEW.BMPnot detected
  14. YELLOW.INKnot detected
  15. SAFE2OFF.PWRnot detected
  16. SUSPEND.SYSnot detected
  17. C0DE1EAF.DMPnot detected
  18. VERTIGO.DLLnot detected
  19. SORRY.EXEnot detected
  20. COMMUTE.INInot detected

0 / 20 devices detected.

The rest of the hardware is present. It is simply not talking to you yet.

This registry is local: it counts what this browser has seen, nothing more. Clearing your browser data wipes the log. The devices, of course, remain.

subscribe.exe

New files are written to disk regularly.

Get each new concept in your inbox the day it's published. One email, no noise.

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claim.exe

Claim this idea. Thirty seconds, no account. Published on the board after a human read.

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BetOnAnything.ideaA market to bet on anything that exists. It exists now, worst site ever. Glad I never built it.
AdultMarket.ideaAsk for something, creators make it, you pay for the version you prefer. 99designs, for adult content.
SkipBlock.ideaSponsorBlock for the ads burned into adult videos: community-tagged skips, anonymous by design.
DataDam.ideaA box between your router and the internet that stops trackers before they ever leave home. Already exists (Pi-hole, Firewalla).
Snaptrack.ideaSnap a photo, get the one to three songs that match it.
RedditMirror.ideaConnect your Reddit account, let an AI tell you who you are from your subreddits, and rank you against everyone else.
VoiceMatch.ideaDating with no photos and no text: voices and voice notes only.
AgencyRater.ideaRate web agencies on 120 criteria and crown the best each year. Already exists (Clutch, Sortlist).
CamMap.ideaMap every surveillance camera in your city and check your own street. Already exists (sous-surveillance.net).
OctoPlan.ideaA one-year visual planner made of geometric octagons. The world had enough planners.
DoorEye.ideaA video peephole the exact size of a peephole. Already exists (Ring, Wyze).
ThumbTest.ideaA/B testing for YouTube titles and thumbnails. Already exists (vidIQ, TubeBuddy, then YouTube itself).
VoiceFeed.ideaA social network where every post is your voice, to the second. The microphone stayed shy.
SEOCoupons.ideaA coupon site only for SEO and tech software, with codes negotiated brand by brand.
LensIndex.ideaA quality-first directory of photographers, curated by hand.
CampusCrew.ideaStudents join startups and solo projects for a commission, a stake, or a job.
FixThisAudit.ideaEvery red flag in your SEO audit becomes a one-click freelance job.
TrailerPing.ideaShare any trailer link, get pinged on release day. The app stores answered first, forty times over; the rest is an iOS Shortcut.
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My Pictures

20 image(s). Original cover artwork from an earlier era of the catalogue. The site moved on to its window-and-emoji vignettes; these stay here, because they were made with care.

All illustrations are original works by Maryna Lagereva. Double-click any picture to view it full size.

Original cover artwork for athoughtfor-me
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Original cover artwork for bethehero
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Original cover artwork for brbmail
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Original cover artwork for chronopiss
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Original cover artwork for collective-heroism
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Original cover artwork for eventforge
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Original cover artwork for fanvault
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Original cover artwork for five-essentials
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Original cover artwork for gpt-roulette
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Original cover artwork for gpt-stat-central
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Original cover artwork for guardians-of-virtue
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Original cover artwork for homeguard-drone
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Original cover artwork for liminal-archive
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Original cover artwork for metaoptimize
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Original cover artwork for pixel-prints
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Original cover artwork for playpro-connect
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Original cover artwork for romeo-rocks
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Original cover artwork for stress-buster
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Original cover artwork for threatshield
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Original cover artwork for vertical-slices
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how-it-works.txt - Notepad
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  1. Take an idea. Everything on this machine is published under CC BY 4.0: complete, free, no strings. You do not need my permission, my blessing, or my email to start.
  2. Tell me anyway. The "I'm building this" buttons open a thirty-second form (a short email works too), at either moment: when you start or when you ship. Name or alias, a link if you have one, one line about the project.
  3. Get listed. Your project goes on the board and on the idea's own page, with a link, for as long as this site exists. Launched projects take the top spot in their idea's history.

The assistant files every entry. He is very thorough. Buttons not working? Write to hello@thelemanparadox.com.

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